Go all the way or go the fuck home (NSFW)

K.   Pretty surprised I haven't hazarded a try writing game reviews for my fellow gaming brethren.  Let's cut to the fucking chase.  This ain't no "Sunday Sampler" shit, so if you are under 18 I highly suggest you click that fucking back button right now because I am not going to censor myself on this blog.  In fact, I would suggest that only mature audiences 18 and over should be reading what I record here.  I've been a gamer since 1993 when <i>Link's Awakening</i> came out on GB.   That's my qualifying statement.  I've been playing all sorts of games since and backtracking on classic games published before that date.